Set In the 'Celestia Doesn't Like Tea Verse'

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Twilight Sparkle said, "And I guess I can forgive you, maybe, for making Celestia hate tea." 

Discord laughed. "Are you KIDDING ME? When I discorded her, she became a total and complete tea FANATIC! She wouldn't SHUT-UP about how much she loved tea and kept downing it like it was air!" 

Absolute silence. Then the sound effect of something going 'bing!' Somewhere in Equestria, the last pony crossed the finish line. At the 'rat races' that Angel secretly ran, the last mouse reached the cheese after taking every possible wrong route (several times).

Twilight Sparkles' eyes became mismatched, one pupil larger and smaller than the other. Hairs stuck out of her mane. She put her hooves to her head and screamed. 

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Discord whistled. "If I knew I could cause this much chaos by being honest and sincere, I'd have reformed a lot sooner than this!" 
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Nightmare Mirror: "This was a hurtful turth that caused nothing but misery and confusion. I think it is wonderful. You have truly become a better being. Do you want me to cast a spell on you that makes you tell the truth forever?"

Discord: "No, that is the worst idea ever and your hair looks awful... Wait a second."

Nightmare Mirror: "Oh, right I did that it 30 minutes ago. I was just curious if you actually wanted me to do so. Goodbye!"

(teleports away)