PinkiePie's 4thWallBreak Recursive work threater 3

Pinkie Pie's 4th Wall Breaking Variety Show
Pony POV Series
"Non-Canon"
By Alex Warlorn
The Recursive Fanfic And Fanart Theater Part 3



Pinkie Pie looked over her friends.

The Flutters had taken one sip, and were now wrapped in a blanket smiling at everything.

Rainbow Dash's snoring like an entire forest being clear cut.

Applejack was waving back and forth having managed to out drink all of them.

Twilight's magic was fizzing out before it could properly form and she was busy spouting nonsense formulas.

Rarity's laughter had gotten more consistent and more higher pitched, "The walls are simply lovely, the floors are smily lovely, the ceiling is simply lovely . . ."

Pinkie Pie pulled another work out of the pile.

"OOOOOOH! I've been waiting FOREVER for SOMEPONY to finally do this. Well, here's the first part anyway. Brings back good memories and . . .nice to know somewhere out there, they're still having fun. Even if this show with me learning this is non-canon. SO girls who are awake, let's enjoy."

Pinkie Pie put the story on top of the pegasus projector, when Rarity found a pair of roller skates from somewhere, slipped them on, and began laughing as she spun around like a top.

"RARITY!" Pinkie rushed to save her friends, before she fell into a pile of boxes that Pinkie Pie couldn't remember if they had been there a moment before.

Feeling VERY guilty, Pinkie Pie unburied Rarity from the pile. Rarity looked at Pinkie Pie with blue pure innocent eyes. "WOW PINKIE! Did yer hair get all curly?"

"Uh, what?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"What's that?" Rarity pointed at the screen. Then she read it herself. She was a big girl after all. "OH! IT'S ABOUT US!"

The white unicorn immaturely pushed Pinkie Pie out of the way and jumped onto the couch and began to scarf down cupcakes like a child.

"Come'on Pinkie! Let's watch!"

Pinkie Pie sat down.

The drunk but still partially together Applejack looked at Rarity with confusion as her head swam.

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"Ooooh, I didn't appear in this part! Maybe I will in the next part!" Rarity pouted then cheered, her face having frosting over her muzzle.

Pinkie Pie DARED ask, "Uh, Princess Rarity?"

"Yes Pinkie?" She replied innocently. She glanced looked at the blue pegasus now that the show was over, "HEY! Why does Rainbow Dash have wings? Why is Applejack orange?"  

"It's . . . magic . . ."

"Is that why I'm white instead of pink? MY MANE! Why is it just purple? What happened to all my other colors?! And where did my cutie mark go? Why is it just three little jewels?" Rarity asked like a confused child.

"More magic!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"Think I can get wings like Rainbow Dash did?"

"Maybe later Rarity. What did you think of the story?"

"I thought it was super-duper weird! I mean, BOY PONIES? I've never heard of those! Oh no! My Rainbow Wand! If I lose it Cheerilee is gonna be really angry."

"Don't worry! I… I have it safe somewhere for after we're done having fun. Don't worry."

"THANKS PINKIE!" Rarity hugged Pinkie Pie without hesitation nuzzling her blow the neck, "Yer a great-great fun friend!"

"So what else did you think about the story?"

"Well it used a lot of words I didn't know, what's a scientist?"

"A pony who learns how things work."

"Okay. What'a university?"

"A place where really smart ponies learn more stuff so they can be super-smart!"

"Okay. But why did they think it was a BAD THING for everypony to get along? I mean, we're all happy, we all have fun, and that's what matters right?"

"They . . . they were just worried it would stop everypony from being special."

"That's silly! Everypony is special! Like Lilly Lightly! Do you think she'd like to watch this too?"

"NO! I mean, this party is just for us friends right now."

"Okay. So why did Minty want to try being a unicorn?" Rarity asked looking at the drunk Twilight.

"You know that's Minty?!"

"Of course. It feels like Minty. Everypony can recognize other ponies by how they feel, don't you remember?"

"I . . . might have forgotten what that was like."

Rarity giggled in that magical way only a child could. "Oh Pinkie! That's so silly! What are we gonna watch next? The next part of this? Please please?"

"Uh, let's just see what comes up in the pile," Pinkie Pie said.

Pinkie Pie held up a sign to the camera that Rarity couldn't see.

1. "What you write in the comments is copy and pasted into the story."
2. "Nopony besides me can see beyond the fourth wall or interact with it and I can't spill the beans about us being out-and-out fiction to the others."
3. "The camera can NOT leave the studio."
4. Guests can be from any generation, toy or comic but they have to be from "My little Pony"
5. "Everything that happens here is non-canon."
6. HAVE FUN!!!

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The What-If machine came to life once more, now freshly oiled and repaired by Pinkie Pie, and ready to display the most random scenes.

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The crowd roared and screamed in delight as the music blared from the speakers at a deafening volume. Several shouted out proposals and declarations of love for the mares upon the stage.

Rarity, the metal studs above her eyes glimmering in the spotlight, smiled in the high she got from being the center of attention, singing her heart out. "I'm the crem de la crem, not just another Jane Doe! I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know!" Though the lyrics weren't as... colorful as most of the griff metal that was imported to Equestria, the six of them were still put everything they had into their singing.

It had put them on several charts at the very least.

Rainbow Dash, her trademark mane done up in a spiked Mohawk fro the show, couldn't resist the chance to do a sliding rift on her guitar and get the crowd even more fired up. Pinkamena, content to just headbang, strummed away on her bass while AJ bashed her drums with her hooves, forgoing drumsticks as ever. Both of the Flutter Twins harmonized on the chorus, just slightly out of synch with Rarity as they added their echo to her voice.

Backstage, manager Twilight went over the notes and tour dates for the next few weeks, doing her usual routine of checking and rechecking for any complications that could be avoided, as well as making sure they left plenty of time for unforeseen disasters that had a wonderful track record for throwing off all her carefully laid plans.

Side stage, hidden just behind the curtain, the teenage Spike hummed along to the song, his eyes on the black-clad beauty belting out the lyrics. It was no secret to any of their friend what was going on between the unicorn and the dragon, nor had they made any effort to hide their affections for each other. But, despite Dash's constant suggestions that they two should 'do it', neither was quite ready to go that far just yet.

They were both perfectly willing to wait though.

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The machine slowly settled, it's scene played out for the moment, but ready to generate another at a moment's notice, whatever that may be.
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"TA DA, PRESENTING THE PINKIE PARTY PIECE PICKER 7000 OR THE PPPP7 FOR SHORT"." Pinkie happily announced to the camera and everyone around who was still awake. Behind Pinkie Pie was a large and rectangular machine that had a funnel shaped cone sticking out of the top. On the front was a little door with a light bulb above it.


"Quiet, I am trying to concentrate here." Babble a Drunk Twilight as she once again tries to use a teleport spell but fizzling out before doing anything.


Rainbowdash meanwhile was still sawing logs, while Applejack and Fluttershy was quietly staring into space. 'Princess' Rarity was skating around quite gracefully despite being tipsy. Somehow becoming drunk made her relive a past life. Pinkie Pie felt bad for getting her friends drunk but couldn't help but feel happy to be able to talk with the young Princess again even if it wasn't the real one.


"Oh sorry Twilight."  Replied a guilty Pinkie Pie. She return her gaze back to the camera. "Since things how gotten a gotten a little out of hoof and updates are slowing down a bit I created this wonderful machine to help us choice what fan piece we should review next. I wish I thought of this earlier."



"Why is everything so small?" Giggle Fluttershy while looking around.


"Now all we have to do place some these wonderful works into the machine" Pinkie then proceeded to scoop up several hooveful of papers and place them in the funnel of the machine.  "Then wait for the machine to pick one for us to review!" Pinkie waited while the PPPP7 shook for several seconds and made a ding noise while the light bulb lit up.


"Oh, I wonder what fan work is coming next" giggled Pinkie while pulling a piece of paper from the tiny door of the PPPP7. However, when looking at the paper Pinkie's smile quickly faded. "Uh...maybe we should pick another one."


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"Why, I want to see it Pinkie" whined Princess Rarity while skating over. She tried to swipe it out of her friend's hooves but to no avail.


"NO, I mean it is just...boring is all. Let's pick another one." Replied Pinkie while sweating profusely.


Princess Rarity just frowned and said "Fine" and skated back to the pile to look for another one.


'Thank was close, the art is phenomena but she did not think Princess Rarity could handle seeing how one of her closest friends became a nightmare must less explain it. Could the machine be faulty? Naw must have been bad luck it pick that one. Good thing half her friends were still out of it.' Thought Pinkie.


"Anyway feel free to use the PPPP7 shadows or we can simply go back to hoof picking..."


"ACHOOOO "


"Bless you Fluttershy" Said Pinkie.


"Flutterwho? "Replied a confused Fluttershy. " I am Zipzee."


"...Uh-oh! "
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Pinkie Pie was now beginning to freak out a little. A part of her however was still happy with this all being non-canon with how some of the shadow-who-watch had taken her shadow-who-makes attempt to patch things up.

"Uh, nothing Zipzee! It was jus a joke."

"What was the joke?"

"Uh, I don't remember!"

"Well, if you remember the rest, can you tell me?"

"Sure Zipzee."

"I just hope you haven't been drinking too much rainbow berry punch."

What? Ponies didn't get drunk in G3, booze had been annihilated out of existence, ponies had never known it had even ever existed. Drunk wasn't in their vocabulary!

Pinkie Pie looked at the bottles of 'cider' and indeed they were in fact bottles rainbow berry punch instead.

'Huh? This wasn't ever cider? This was rainbow berry juice the whole time? I guess that MIGHT explain the past lives things a little if highly concentrated juice from a berry that came into existence with the remaking of the world, either a big wish spell or a big magical explosion, MIGHT be a good hoof-wave at least for why Fluttershy and Rarity are channeling their previous selves.'

'I wonder if the others are gonna begin channeling their old selves next. I'll admit it's kinda distracting from what this episode is supposed to be about, heh, BUT WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED A ROUND ROBIN?!'

Pinkie Pie activated the PPPP7 and out camem the next piece of recursive work.

"Oooh! Nice one!"

Pinkie Pie put on the projector.

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Princess Rarity in her current self Forth Age Rarity's body look at the picture and moved her face close to the projection, then laughing and dance at the picture appeared on HER, making her slip on her rollerskates and fall on her rear that just her laugh again.

"Wow! Ponies with horns and wings?" Zipzee in her later incarnation of Fluttershy's body said loving the picture. "But the blue little pony looks sad somehow, while the white one is all happy! Hey! I bet she's happy because she's going to make that other filly happy! I best they're best of friends!"

"That entire place is a one big checker board! Hey! Imagine playing chocolate chip checkers on that! The chips would be super-duper-extra-special big!" Princess Rarity stretched her arms apart to demonstrate.

"Oooooh, what with this funny voice in my head?" Zipzee said shaking her head some. "I don't know what a lot of the words she's saying means. But really, it sure is a beautiful pictures! HEY! THey're wearing crowns!"

"Wow! So they're princesses like me?!"

"Actually, Wysteria declared everyone in Ponyville a princess."

"What? WOW! But there's only one castle."

"Well, Wysteria is still the only Princess with a castle."

"Too bad! There's plenty of room in my castle!"

PInkie Pie blinked, she remembered, Wysteria had declared HER a princess too! Did that make her PRINCESS Pinkie Pie now?  . . . She never really thought of it. "Yeah, it really is a pretty picture, and yes, they are both princesses. Their names are Luna and Celestia."

"They look so nice, I'd love to play with them!" Zipzee said fluttering her pegasus wing up, feeling a bit disoriented without her antenna.

"Don't worry, we do." Pinkie Pie assured them. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all. She wanted to see if Rarity and Fluttershy would stop channeling their lost ages selves, or whether RD, AJ, and Twilight would end up channeling their selves next. Heh. Nice AJ was still AJ in the lost dream age, she wondered if that meant she'd start channeling Sweetheart (her incarnation before that) instead. Then again, Rainbow Dash had been Rainbow Dash before, only now she'd dress in style!

"Okay!" Pinkie Pie cheered, not fearing the future. "Next picture!"
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Pinkie Pie felt cold sense of dread as she look at the studio lights, they were flickering out.

'Oh no! Please! Not again!'
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There were several shuffling noises from outside, before the door flew open and two ponies were nearly pushed inside the studio.  Something sounding like 'cameos might be overrated but it's all I got!' echoed behind them before the door closed on it's own.

"Huh?  Who are you?" Pinkie said, thankfully distracted from any signs of impending doom as she went to greet the poor, confused ponies.

She stopped halfway there, gasped, and then the first pony was engulfed in a Pinkie Pie hug.

"Jolly confused for sure," said Puzzlemint, more amused to be randomly hugged than anything else, "I say, are you related to Pinky Pie?  You seem to be jolly similar to her.  Tome, does she have a twin sister?"

Tome Heart shook his head.

"Not unless the time Minty dyed herself pink counts."

"No...and besides, Pinky dyed herself green that time," Puzzlemint replied.

Pinkie belatedly realized that these were an alternate universe version of her lost friends from G3 Ponyville, but she was too happy to see friendly faces that (probably) didn't herald the end times to feel bad for making the mistake.  It only took a few chalkboard diagrams to explain to Puzzlemint and Tome Heart the gist of the situation: sure, Pinkie used the terms 'magic' and 'super-magic' a dozen times, but it worked out.

Rarity, meanwhile, was happily teaching Zipzee how to skate.

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"So you see, the machine sorts out stuff with super-magic and then we all watch it over here!" Pinkie finished, waving her hooves as she stood in front of the PPPP7.

Tome Heart looked very, very lost.  Puzzlemint was nodding and making 'ah-ha' noises every few seconds.

"Jolly clever box," she said, "Does it have anything for us to look at?"

As if on cue, the PPPP7 unexpectedly popped something out.

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"Hmm...this is an interesting story," Tome Heart said, now in his element and all smiles, "This 'Anar-key' pony - am I saying his name right? - is clearly very brave!  Um...a lot of it doesn't make sense to me, but I can tell it's a good story."

"Close enough, and you're right!  He saved all the ponies from a big dumb meanie!" Pinkie agreed.

"I don't get it at all," Rarity said, pouting, "Why didn't they just kiss and make up?"

Next to Rarity, Zipzee nodded.  They had paused in their skating practice to read the story, but for the two genuine Lost Age ponies the concept of actual fighting was simply beyond them.

"Um...because...it was all pretend!" Pinkie exclaimed, "They were pretending to fight.  I bet the part right after the story ends is where they kiss and make up again."

She felt bad, lying to her friends, but the truth would be too painful for them.  Ironic, considering one of them was technically Fluttershy.

"Oh, okay!" Rarity said, turning to get back to Zipzee's skating lesson.

Pinkie heaved a big sigh of relief.
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An alarm buzzed behind behind it, she pulled away a curtain to reveal a pressure gauge that was red lining.

"What the jolly awful is that?!" Puzzlement exclaimed as Tome Heart's jaw dropped at the device.

"It's the character overload pressure meter! We have eight, technically nine ponies here! The pressure is getting huge! It's gonna blow unless we relive pressure! Uh-oh! And the battery on the camera is beeping now too! That means I have basically sixty seconds before it clicks out!" Pinkie Pie rushed over and hugged and kissed each of her friends. "In case I can't find another battery or recharge station, I want you ALL to know I love all of you! You're my friends and that's never going to change! And don't let anypony EVER tell you you're wrong just for liking something they don't! And dreams do come true, yes they really do, something you find your hearts just by wishing it, wishing-"

The screen went static as the battery on the camera ran out.